February 26th, 2007



ей под 30.
она очень красива.
она живет одна, с дочкой.
ее муж - в америке. приезжает раз в год погостить на недельку.



пролежал два дня на диване, даже не снял кеды. принял душ в одежде. посмотрел раз двадцать the last days. свин усрал весь пол и вытер жопу об стену. у него начался сильный понос. в интернете пишут, что через три дня он умрет.


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китайцы раскрыли секрет долголетия:

A 107-year-old Hong Kong villager, who still enjoys an occasional smoke, has attributed his longevity in part to decades of sexual abstinence, a newspaper said on Sunday.

"I don't know why I have lived this long," Chan Chi -- one of Hong Kong's oldest people -- was quoted as saying in the South China Morning Post during an annual feast for the city's elders.

"Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many years -- since I was 30," said Chan, a widower whose youthful bride perished during the Japanese invasion in World War II.

Chan, from Hong Kong's less built-up New Territories hinterland, was pictured looking sprightly and eating heartily at the banquet.

A former chef, he said a low-fat diet and regular dawn exercises had helped him fight off the ravages of old age.

But the centenarian, who's had no difficulty living a monastic existence for nearly 80 years, admits the pleasures of tobacco have been harder to resist.

"Now I want to quit," he was quoted as saying of his decades-long cigarette addiction. "Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he added.